Lever Faucet Concept
Seeing as we have long ago exhausted ourselves with merely conceptualization rather than erection (heh), the following are simply bullet points for this lever faucet concept.

Activate the faucet by lowering the hot and/or cold lever to your preference. Hygienically deactivate by using the back of your cleansed hand and raising the lever. The wide stream down-spout extends to an averaged middle of the sink, allowing the hands more freedom from contacting the sides of the bowl.

This is not yet real, Kohler.
Subsequently, to be continued.

Engineering > Lever Faucet
FleshTravelLight Concept
And, yet a-friggin-gain! Abridged...the Fleshlight is just too damn big and often leaves travelers, who's wives and girlfriends would prefer their self-pleasurizations rather than extracurricular activities, unable to supplement their wardrobe. No longer, we say with an arm raised high!

Fleshlight could conceivably take any popular textured sleeve, unravel a length around a flexible tubing and sell the FleshTravelLight.

Simply release and remove the tension clip and re-ravel the spiral to lay flat for less obtrusive storage. Whilst sitting in your hotel room perusing an episode of Community and suddenly a bewitching Alison Brie enrandifies your mood, rewound the spiral, secure the tension clip and hand it over to Nature. Available in taupe?
Hands Free Faucet Addition Concept
Just wiped your soiled anus with a thin sheet of paper?
Sure, feel free to touch the faucet.
This is humanity's every day nescient dilemma.
Enough already.

Consider this easy to install and energy saving hands free faucet addition to augment your existing bathroom faucet (because she ruthlessly adores that hideous $170 Kohler fixture).

How easy to install? Situate the foot pad below the existing cabinet flush and secure with (4) screws. Feed the actuator cable through a pre-drilled 1/4" hole in the base of the cabinet into the foot pad. Feed the other end into the stepper valve and secure. Attach supply lines from existing stop valves to the stepper valve and to the faucet lines. Done.

Now simply adjust the faucet valves to your preferred temperature and even displace the handles to suit an angled visual preference. Depress the foot pad and enjoy non-battery limited and hygienic hands free bathing. (MSRP $50)


ref. Engineering > Hands Free Faucet Addition
Hanging Air Conditioner Concept
FleshGrip Concept
"I'm leaving for the weekend to Boston on business and packing my enormous (10") Fleshlight in my carry-on is awkward. What can I do?" asks the overweight fugly businessman I just theorized.

Potentially, the team behind Fleshlight may have your portable solution! FleshGrip. Comprised of the same seductive materials and textures, imagine a Fleshlight unraveled into your hand. A molded layer of Fleshlight material is glued using a silicone adhesive to a poly-wool-nylon glove with a synthetic inner lining, becoming a portable, machine washable and intimate moan away from moan. Simple enough?

Here is some irony. Steve Shubin, CEO of Fleshlight Inc. abandoned the FleshGrip trademark roughly 60 days ago. Should they find interest in this more portable concept, though why I would pitch this is beyond me, they would already have a head start (pun, count it). A tight grip on things? Yep, that's the one.

To note, contoured elements around the inner thumb, dorsal web and index finger vaguely implied on the FleshGrip would allow for smooth and stimulated reentry of the distal end of the penis. The Palmar edge allows the manufacturers to continue the personalized star branding.

Back off on commenting on the lack of texture detail. My graphic design dexterity is on par with my giving a shit proficiency. Concept means 'use your brain'.


Engineering > FleshliPad, FleshlDroid and FleshGrip
Cubed Draft Disposed
We have initiated the "Cubed" Restaurant (demi)page with expired drafts the while more contemporary illustrations are made available soonly. #staytuned


Engineering > Restaurant - Cubed
Key Ring Concept
Bandolier Purse
Don't judge. I snuck the word bandolier in there, didn't I? Pft, what did you design today? Jump up my butt!

Anywho, the ladies seem in a trance over exotic bags despite their hilarious over-sized knobs and shapes. While ogling the feminine structure, the notion of a hugging, elegant purse would be a more ideal alternative to those clown satchels.

An engineering note, the rolled over seams are concealing a flexible metallic shaft which allows the consumer to contour the bandolier to their body shape for the most efficient hands free experience and appearance.

Engineering > Bandolier Purse
Earphone Cord Static Retention
Headphone wearerers have all experienced a loose cord tugging free from reaching or catching. The market offers cord retention clips which restrict movement, tear away and/or crimp clothing. Obviously it's our turn.

A fibrous slotted tag (imagine a dryer sheet or gauze as reference) with very little provocation can be statically charged by briefly rubbing the tab(g) along an article of clothing. This will then aid in the retention of the cord to anywhere on your clothed person whilst walking, reaching or bending over. It will then also remain easily freed should you extend beyond the movement of the cord's limitation and as easily, often autonomously, returned to a suspended position. The image below is an approximation the while a more aesthetic version is more likely.

Engineering > Earphone Cord Static Retention
Ultrasound Transducer Concept
A classified sonography technicianologist did not recently challenge us to conceive a transducer that dispenses ultrasound gel. Inevitably, we took it a step further to relieve fatigue and have first drafted this limber concept.

Modeled after a convex or linear probe, the pencil grip has been replaced with a palm down position, allowing even pressure, mor stable maneuverability and ergonomic comfort. A thumb wheel freely rotates the lower base, allowing the operator to reach sans an awkward wrist positioning or discomfort to the patient and ease of transition on radial imaging scans. On the keel of the lower base is an access to store a small volume of gel which is dispensed via a levered pump operated by the ring and four finger.

Engineering > Ultrasound Transducer