Jacob E01 Obedience
Wasting Gas Choking Others LOL (Send) Choleric Analysis
The common American plebeian is unaware of their negligence whilst immersed in their faux significance.

An all too frequent sight these days are persons seated in their parked idling vehicle, using their phone to text or cavort in what ever manner they found gives them self worth. On several occasions, I have personally witnessed individuals peruse the internet on their phone for 20+ minutes while their automobile thirstily idled, wasting precious costly resources and polluting our atmosphere.

While my inner enraged logic festers at the sight of a useless people no longer able to spout truths at blithering idiots, allow us to analyze your worthlessness. In the following example, we will suppose that on average, per a simplified perceptible space of a Walmart parking lot in the United States, there are 10 automobile occupants per day that will idle their vehicle while interacting with their smart phone.

Idle Fuel Consumption
0.6L/HR per Liter Engine Displacement

Sample
Toyota Camry 2.5L 4CYL (#1 U.S. Mid-sized Sedan)
2.5 x 0.6 = 1.5 ÷ 60 = 0.025L/M

Idle Pollution
9 gram(s) of toxins (ex. CO2) per 1 minute

Walmart Locations
United States 4,540
International 6,301
Sam's Club 647

Calculation (Muted Prognosis)
10 Douche Dusters per Day per U.S. Walmart Parking Lot
10 x 4,540 = 45,400 Ass Sniffers

45,400 x 9 = 408,600 Grams (901 Pounds) of Pollutants per Minute
408,600 x 5 Minutes Texting = 2,043,000 Grams (4,504 Pounds)
408,600 x 20 Minutes = 8,172,000 Grams (18,016 Pounds)

45,400 x 0.025 = 1,135 Liters (299.8 Gallons) per Minute
1,135 x 5 Minutes Texting = 5,675 Liters (1,499 Gallons)
1,135 x 20 Minutes = 22,700 Liters (5,997 Gallons)

References
1. http://ecomobile.gouv.qc.ca/en/ecomobil ... engine.php
2. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/ ... -next-year
3. http://www.cleanaircampaign.org/Your-Ai ... out-Idling
4. http://corporate.walmart.com/our-story/ ... locations/
Resistance Theory - (Experiment 0.01) Wave Conflict
Provoked by this year's HackADay Prize theme of saving the planet, this cheap hillbilly DIY Arduino grey water recovery and hands free faucet design was built with focus on cost efficiency. The necessary components of this project totaled less than 40\$US and expended no more than 4 man (not woman) hours. The additional LCD display reveals the seconds of operation and volume in liters of grey water saved. Multimedia and coding below is of the prototype model.

`// Arduino Shades of Grey Water _ TV Miller#include <LiquidCrystal.h>#include <CapacitiveSensor.h>LiquidCrystal lcd(12, 11, 5, 4, 3, 2);CapacitiveSensor sinkcap = CapacitiveSensor(6, 7);const int floatswitch = 8;const int sinkrelay = 10;const int tankrelay = 9;const int sinkled = 14;const int tankled = 15;int count = 0;int floatstate = 0;int sec = 0;int lit = 0;void setup() {  Serial.begin(9600);  pinMode(sinkrelay, OUTPUT);  pinMode(tankrelay, OUTPUT);  pinMode(sinkled, OUTPUT);  pinMode(tankled, OUTPUT);  pinMode(floatswitch, INPUT);  lcd.begin(16, 2);  lcd.print("Initializing...");  delay(100);  lcd.clear();}void loop() {  long sinkrun = sinkcap.capacitiveSensor(30);  floatstate = digitalRead(floatswitch);  //  Serial.println(sinkrun);  //  Serial.println(floatstate);  if (sinkrun > 2500) {    digitalWrite(sinkrelay, HIGH);    digitalWrite(sinkled, HIGH);  } else {    digitalWrite(sinkrelay, LOW);    digitalWrite(sinkled, LOW);  };  if (floatstate == LOW) {    digitalWrite(tankrelay, HIGH);    digitalWrite(tankled, HIGH);    ++count;  } else {    digitalWrite(tankrelay, LOW);    digitalWrite(tankled, LOW);  };  sec = (count / 8);  lit = (count * 0.055);  lcd.setCursor(0, 0);  lcd.print("Seconds");  lcd.setCursor(8, 0);  lcd.print(sec);  //Trouble Shoot Sensor  //lcd.setCursor(12, 0);  //lcd.print(sinkrun);  lcd.setCursor(0, 1);  lcd.print("Liters");  lcd.setCursor(8, 1);  lcd.print(lit);  delay(175);}`

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Atmel - Automated Gray Water and Faucet
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Hackster.io - Arduino Shades of Grey Water
Resistance Theory (2D Rendering) State Transference
Musician Quality Index (MQI)
The Musician Quality Index or MQI aides in identifying the perceptible talent of a musician via lyrical linguistic repetition ratios. By analyzing the variable number of redundant phrases comparable to the base number defined by the Rolling Stones polled number one greatest song "Like A Rolling Stone" by Bob Dylan, we can determine by point gradient the fecklessness of the minstrel.

PH = Phrases
R = Repetitions
MQI = Higher % equates to Higher Quality

Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan
PH 68 R 25 MQI 63.3%

`Once upon a time you dressed so fineThrew the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?People call say 'beware doll, you're bound to fall'You thought they were all kidding youYou used to laugh aboutEverybody that was hanging outNow you don't talk so loudNow you don't seem so proudAbout having to be scrounging your next mealHow does it feel, how does it feel?To be on your ownLike a complete unknown, like a rolling stoneAhh you've gone to the finest schools, alright Miss LonelyBut you know you only used to get juiced in itNobody's ever taught you how to live out on the streetAnd now you're gonna have to get used to itYou say you never compromiseWith the mystery tramp, but now you realizeHe's not selling any alibisAs you stare into the vacuum of his eyesAnd say do you want to make a deal?How does it feel, how does it feel?To be on your own, with no direction homeA complete unknown, like a rolling stoneAh you never turned around to see the frownsOn the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for youYou never understood that it ain't no goodYou shouldn't let other people get your kicks for youYou used to ride on a chrome horse with your diplomatWho carried on his shoulder a Siamese catAin't it hard when you discovered thatHe really wasn't where it's atAfter he took from you everything he could steal How does it feel, how does it feel?To have on your own, with no direction homeLike a complete unknown, like a rolling stoneAhh princess on a steeple and all the pretty peopleThey're all drinking, thinking that they've got it madeExchanging all precious giftsBut you better take your diamond ring, you better pawn it babeYou used to be so amusedAt Napoleon in rags and the language that he usedGo to him now, he calls you, you can't refuseWhen you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to loseYou're invisible now, you've got no secrets to concealHow does it feel, ah how does it feel?To be on your own, with no direction homeLike a complete unknown, like a rolling stone`

Diamonds by Rihanna
PH 71 R 62 MQI 12.7%

`Shine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondFind light in the beautiful seaI choose to be happyYou and I, you and IWe’re like diamonds in the skyYou’re a shooting star I seeA vision of ecstasyWhen you hold me, I’m aliveWe’re like diamonds in the skyI knew that we’d become one right awayOh, right awayAt first sight I felt the energy of sun raysI saw the life inside your eyesSo shine bright tonight, you and IWe’re beautiful like diamonds in the skyEye to eye, so aliveWe’re beautiful like diamonds in the skyShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondWe’re beautiful like diamonds in the skyShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondWe’re beautiful like diamonds in the skyPalms rise to the universeAs we moonshine and mollyFeel the warmth, we’ll never dieWe’re like diamonds in the skyYou’re a shooting star I seeA vision of ecstasyWhen you hold me, I’m aliveWe’re like diamonds in the skyAt first sight I felt the energy of sun raysI saw the life inside your eyesSo shine bright tonight, you and IWe're beautiful like diamonds in the skyEye to eye, so aliveWe're beautiful like diamonds in the skyShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondWe’re beautiful like diamonds in the skyShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondWe're beautiful like diamonds in the skyShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondSo shine bright tonight, you and IWe're beautiful like diamonds in the skyEye to eye, so aliveWe're beautiful like diamonds in the skyShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondOh, yeahShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamondShine bright like a diamond`

Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews Band
PH 52 R 21 MQI 59.7%

`You've got your ballyou've got your chaintied to me tight tie me up againwho's got their clawsin you my friendInto your heart I'll beat againSweet like candy to my soulSweet you rockand sweet you rollLost for you I'm so lost for you You come crash into meAnd I come into youI come into youIn a boys dreamIn a boys dreamTouch your lips just so I knowIn your eyes, love, it glows soI'm bare boned and crazy for youWhen you come crashinto me, babyAnd I come into youIn a boys dreamIn a boys dreamIf I've gone overboardThen I'm begging youto forgive mein my hasteWhen I'm holding you so girlclose to meOh and you come crashinto me, babyAnd I come into youHike up your skirt a little moreand show the world to meHike up your skirt a little moreand show your world to meIn a boys dream.. In a boys dreamOh I watch you therethrough the windowAnd I stare at youYou wear nothing but youwear it so welltied up and twistedthe way I'd like to beFor you, for me, come crash into me`

Gone For A While by Kathrine Becker (Suzy Sellout)
PH 42 R 3 MQI 93.9%

`I saw you watchingher move her bodyI saw you wavingyour options over meIt was a moment in time that likes of the mind to think you could do betterWell if I have been waiting for wanting then I'm only stopping you nowso go go go get herYou could find a brighter girlwith brighter eyesFull of life aspiringand she'll have perfect timingYou could find a girl with more shamewho does a better job of give and takeA girl, kind of girl that makes you laugh out loudWho's opinions are never out of styleEven if he's gone for a whileAnd if she asked youwhat you have found in meI got nice cha-chasI only mention that you would answer truly, trulyIts such a slight but I can't make light how you()Well isn't natural like to belittle the things that I can't talk for youMe and my cha-chasWe could find a rounder boywith rounder eyesFull of happy endingsbut I got to stop pretendingThat I could find a boy with more gracewho does a better job looking at my faceThe kind of boy who makes me laugh out loudWho's opinions are never out of styleEven if I'm gone for a whileWell you could find a darker girlwith darker eyesFull of a will unsinkingbut I can't had an out fit an inkIf I could only sing the songs of your heartand be a better girl than I was at the start of usYou want a girl you knew you could trustthe thought if I could make my eyes shine brightly enoughYou know I never meant when I said good byeEven if I'm gone for a while`

Resistance Theory (2D Rendering) Matter's Neutral Wave State
Neutral resting state for decaying or turbulent matter waves.

Experiment #ERT01 Pending
Resistance Theory (2D Rendering) Darkness
The darkness of space is proportional to the observer's position relative to radiating wave interference, hypothetically to be identified by temperature variances.

Experiment #ERT02 Pending
Resistance Theory (2D Rendering) Origin
IF a singular position of origin, deformation is required for perpetuating wave distribution. Imperfection in perfection to allocate existence; ie "Big Crunch" was imperfect.

Experiment #ERT03 Pending
Arduino Gaydar
Recent studies have shown that genders have differing electrical resistive properties that may allow for a measurable acuity of sexuality. This, is in no way true. But, the average Joe, does not know this. Thusly, we have hacked an Arduino Uno (or Micro) to provide no real information at the user's discretion.

Upon activation, the Arduino Gaydar calibrates, then enters a scan mode. The protruding antenna contains a capacitive sensor that adjusts a servo relative to electrical resistance. Vaguely protruding from below the housing (see video) is another capacitive sensor that differs the servo's mapped variable. Upon prank, the user may decide the homosexuality of any person being scanned, but when turned on the user by an unknowing third party, the heterosexuality is assured.

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