@VijeMiller · 55m
TVShow 5X23 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (S47E03)

@VijeMiller · 1h
Why are frogs so good at sex?
They ribbit for her pleasure.

@VijeMiller · 1h
Be advised, aye am old.

This as according to 2 youths who backed me up in a fight, not bcz aye was right (which aye was) but bcz they thought it unfair for the other guy to fight an "older" guy. (>_ლ)

@VijeMiller · 12h
Greta Thunberg Threatens to Put World Leaders “Against the Wall” if They Refuse to Fight Climate Change

Further proving she really doesn't understand politicians -- being pinned against a wall by a teenager is many a politician's kinks

@VijeMiller · 15h
Nay golf shant never lose its nose of twatty effervescence. Flecks of sand that does nothing to improve the lie, swing or 72 holes required to win is certainly worth a gallery of scorn, considering NO ONE in that gallery toes a lie. Definitely *wink*

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