How astronomically stupid is it how difficult it is to transfer files from an iPhone to Windows. Google are fiends but at least they care enough to allow a user to use. 23:34:29 33 018 Miter
Pet Door Brush (Updated)



[Update] Yowza! When engineering a new project, we are often quite liberal about researching existing materials before moving forward and (ungracefully) while we disagree with their particular methodology, we will surrender that this (currently unavailable) one slipped through the cracks. [dogdoorgenie.com]

[Update Part Deux] Ours is better. If anyone wants it, we demand 23.75 per cent and our services labelled, Analogue Anatomical Contortion Deviation Toilance. It's rubber, genius.
25.837 Meridian
Dying-battery-toy-radio Bob Dylan once wrote, "these times, they are a changin," as compared to say, an improbability of a static environment? Stupid Bob Dylan. Anywho, after several years of seducing a vehement confrontation with a deviated lethargic society, we are at present seated 2 kilometers from the murder capital of the world.

In the next 40 days, a collusion of characters will carry out a discourse that will lead to events that will forever alter the perceptions dealt within these pages. We are upon a catalyst, and there is no substitute to be reckoned. Upon affirmations, we will promptly indicate #Project47's tenets. Stay tuned.
The Rat Pack Operational Readiness Status (TRPORS) Update
20:55:14+275+55+071 Martin and Sinatra Duet
#project47
Engineering "Holy Grails" Queued
The following article is merely an allusion, as to validate that despite that our most frequented engineering projects perused on this website are sexual in nature or comically absurd, our substantial feats are to be far more complex; dinero pending. Not the Robert kind.

Society's luxuries are often convoluted with environmental deterrents. Though spout by filthy degenerate activists whose core hobbies are lounging in a cloud of smoke to cure-the-world, they are taught to preach particular disdains that are valid...everything else they say is bowel seepage. The following are elements of both, that are currently in development in our labs.

Domestic Brush Firefighting Alleviation
 (Automated Dwelling Protection Perimeter)
Liquid Compression Displacement Propulsion
 (Non-Combustion Trans-Oceanic Transportation)
Anti-Gravitational Propulsion
 (Low Profile Hovering Transportation)
Hot Water Generation Efficiency
Shia Saide LaBeouf Lunar Launch
 (and Accidental Disaster)
Toilet Efficiency and Splashless Design
Space Propulsion
 (Hydrogen Absorption Fueling)
Geomagnetic Manipulation
Static Molecular Enclosure

...and tell them what else they've won. A new car! That however, was already mentioned above. In the meantime, our catalyst invokes that you stay acutely tuned to #project47.
In The Meantime, Sandwich Recipe #4
As we fester here in this pre-#Project47 lunch break limbo, why not have a Tv's #4 sandwich on me; layered as described.

Sheepherder's Bread Slice
French's Yellow Mustard
Shredded Cheddar Cheese
Oregano
Basil
Marjoram
Garlic Salt
Black Pepper
Turkey Ham Slices
Minced Garlic
Olive Oil
Sliced Cherry Tomatoes
Diced White Onion
Romaine Lettuce (Marinate in Orange Juice)
Shredded Parmesan Cheese
1000 Islands Dressing
Sheepherder's Bread Slice