Worst thing about teppanyaki in NY are the NYers who can not shut the hell up and eat. NODA in White Plains earns a 4 of 5 -- every thing was well done -- my only fickle scorn is not halving the shrimp and a soggy salad lettuce. #Assessment - 21:16:41 337 017 Miter
Sionic Fork
The next step in over-complicated eating has arrived...you're welcome. Say dinner is served and you want to amp up the cuisine. The home chef removes the Sionic forks from their charging station and you prepare to dine as royalty...assuming they as well have Sionic forks.

Here's a brief notation on cooking. Heat accelerates molecules in the food, changing the density and composure of the material to make it more edible..and deader. Microwave ovens use a method of dielectric heating to accomplish this task more efficiently.

Meanwhile, once disengaged from their charging station, and no larger than a vibrating toothbrush, you puncture the flesh of the deceased animal or vegetable corpse, causing the pressure sensor to briefly (1.5-2 seconds) activate the servo which pulses the head of the fork lodged in the ruffage, exciting the molecules.

Elsewhere, your fingers are pressed on the handle of the fork in a comfortable ergonomic position to your gaping maw which puts the ionic action into, um...action. The already prancing about molecules are then further enticed as the soon to be poo reaches your taste buds in a now even higher explosion of taste.

But wait, there is more. When the Sionic fork is set on the table, it's rested on the Sionic 'heating plate' (rechargeable in stack) that gradually warms the head of the two pronged fork, giving each bite an internal temperature of yum.


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Project 47 Subway Flyers (Coming Soon)
Who's to blame? Why, you are!

As our society descends into chaos from a lack of sustainable chaos challenging our innate masculinity, the delicate constitutions of others has established allowances for absolute imbecility. From etiquette to culture to character, what was once intolerable is now barriered by margins of inappropriateness to discuss.

Project 47 would like to offer our most sincere screw that by posting these (and more) flyers initially throughout the New York Metropolitan Subway system in the coming weeks. Stay abreast of our Twitter feed for live updates and photographs as they occur. #changetheworld



[Update] Two more flyers have been added, bring the total to six.


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Pet Door Brush (Updated)



[Update] Yowza! When engineering a new project, we are often quite liberal about researching existing materials before moving forward and (ungracefully) while we disagree with their particular methodology, we will surrender that this (currently unavailable) one slipped through the cracks. [dogdoorgenie.com]

[Update Part Deux] Ours is better. If anyone wants it, we demand 23.75 per cent and our services labelled, Analogue Anatomical Contortion Deviation Toilance. It's rubber, genius.
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25.837 Meridian
Dying-battery-toy-radio Bob Dylan once wrote, "these times, they are a changin," as compared to say, an improbability of a static environment? Stupid Bob Dylan. Anywho, after several years of seducing a vehement confrontation with a deviated lethargic society, we are at present seated 2 kilometers from the murder capital of the world.

In the next 40 days, a collusion of characters will carry out a discourse that will lead to events that will forever alter the perceptions dealt within these pages. We are upon a catalyst, and there is no substitute to be reckoned. Upon affirmations, we will promptly indicate #Project47's tenets. Stay tuned.
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The Rat Pack Operational Readiness Status (TRPORS) Update
20:55:14+275+55+071 Martin and Sinatra Duet
#project47
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Engineering "Holy Grails" Queued
The following article is merely an allusion, as to validate that despite that our most frequented engineering projects perused on this website are sexual in nature or comically absurd, our substantial feats are to be far more complex; dinero pending. Not the Robert kind.

Society's luxuries are often convoluted with environmental deterrents. Though spout by filthy degenerate activists whose core hobbies are lounging in a cloud of smoke to cure-the-world, they are taught to preach particular disdains that are valid...everything else they say is bowel seepage. The following are elements of both, that are currently in development in our labs.

Domestic Brush Firefighting Alleviation
 (Automated Dwelling Protection Perimeter)
Liquid Compression Displacement Propulsion
 (Non-Combustion Trans-Oceanic Transportation)
Anti-Gravitational Propulsion
 (Low Profile Hovering Transportation)
Hot Water Generation Efficiency
Shia Saide LaBeouf Lunar Launch
 (and Accidental Disaster)
Toilet Efficiency and Splashless Design
Space Propulsion
 (Hydrogen Absorption Fueling)
Geomagnetic Manipulation
Static Molecular Enclosure

...and tell them what else they've won. A new car! That however, was already mentioned above. In the meantime, our catalyst invokes that you stay acutely tuned to #project47.
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In The Meantime, Sandwich Recipe #4
As we fester here in this pre-#Project47 lunch break limbo, why not have a Tv's #4 sandwich on me; layered as described.

Sheepherder's Bread Slice
French's Yellow Mustard
Shredded Cheddar Cheese
Oregano
Basil
Marjoram
Garlic Salt
Black Pepper
Turkey Ham Slices
Minced Garlic
Olive Oil
Sliced Cherry Tomatoes
Diced White Onion
Romaine Lettuce (Marinate in Orange Juice)
Shredded Parmesan Cheese
1000 Islands Dressing
Sheepherder's Bread Slice
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TRPORS 234+071
TRPORS: 13:25:38+234+47+071 MARTIN
e6283BcLIYs2c7AH reference: Article 6 Code 191
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TRPORS 225+071
TRPORS: 15:38:25+225+45+071 DAVIS JR.
e6283BcLIYs2c7AH reference: http://goo.gl/4OUnK
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Shower Valve (1)
The notion behind this shower valve concept are based on aesthetics for the male velocity enraged enthusiast and space efficiency. Nearly all have at least once, more commonly frequently, elbowed the jutting shower handle which either annoyed you, drastically altered the temperature or broke. Pay no mind to the detail, it's conceptual. [Engineering > Shower Valve (1)]
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