Iceland has already accomplished as much as I could have wanted in the #WorldCup ... by embarrassing Tiger Woods commentators ... shit ... I meant Lionel Messi commentators.
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Miter
Air Hockey Table
Are you seeking 360° of airsomeness™ hocktiferary™? Done-ish. Defend your goal from all sides with this addesign™ of that cushion of sexy air plowing through those minute holes on a standard USAA sanctioned table by such manufacturers as Valley-Dynamo and...well, there must be someone else. Either way, this will take the advanced player to therapy as his white oversized haunches fail to squeeze into the generous orifice and/or possibly to another level of vehement game play. Lazy Susan floor apparatus optional, but necessary.


Engineering > Air Hockey Table
Those Guys vs. Fern Davis and Hed Zeppelin MPW 98/072 (7 April)


Special thanks to Brett Walters
Those Guys - BPW Evaluation(s)
Those Guys - BPW 91/072 Results
Battleground Professional Wrestling began the night with a Russian blustering which had Those Guys rushing to the ring. The secret was out, as several days ago both Tv and Furious George received a call that they were requested, dare we say needed, to enforce a petition by Sam Knight against the Latino-elfin commissioner, Dan E. Ramirez. Those Guys came to the ring and informed Sasha Darevko, as acting BPW commissioner-elect(s) that should he interfere with the tag team title match between the now reinstated Suburban Commandos and The Silverheart Radicalz later that night, he would be suspended.

As the night wore on, Those Guys watched over the event with moderate to absolute determination to enforce policy. Tag titles changed hands with slight fanfare however, during the newly commissioner-elect(s) appointed match between Sasha Dingleberrycola and Sam Knight, medically unsanctioned Alexis Dragqueenkilt ruthlessly attacked Sam Knight, causing a disqualification. Tv quickly called for the suspension and/or firing of The Darevkokobware Brothers only to learn, that wasn't part of the contract. Defiant of Those Guys' mandate, the threat has been laid down against The Darhmacode Brothers. Stay tuned as Battleground Professional Wrestling returns on 119th (28-Apr) to Los Alamitos.

Those Guys Entrance Theme(s)
1. Mr. Belvedere
2. TBA at MPW 7-Apr
FV3* Back To The Wall, Cry Rape
In the span of 6,135 days, some 954,115,200 have ceased to exist. Find the next 257.4 losses as merited worth the while you view Part I of FV3* prior to tomorrow's epical sublimeanal return.


Those Guys, Battleground Pro Wrestling and FV3* Saturday
Once in every generation, comes a generation of people filled with people of many generations. This Saturday will be no different as Those Guys unpays a visit to Battleground Pro Wrestling.

19:30 92|072 (7:30pm 31-March)
Battleground Pro Wrestling
3252 Florista Street
Los Alamitos, California 90720


Later that same night, the premiere of FV3* Part II, which is promised to offer insight into what led to these two antagonists becoming a tag team.

Can't join us live? Follow us @TvMiller for exclusive real time behind the scenes then check back a few days later for the premiere of FV3* Part II.XXV with footage from BPW's Brawl in the Hall and much more. Stay tuned.
Why Not This? Peltier Commercial Hood (Seebeck)
It is time yet again for another why not this? slash product prediction, and this one comes from the genus of gratis energy that many to none may have acknowledged as a personal stimulant. Right now, I am so tur...er, anywho.

Have you ever stood on the line in a restaurant kitchen? It's hot, damn hot, real hot, which is why building codes necessitate elaborate ventilation hoods pumping out extreme tempartures of temperature. Also there are lights, but we'll come back to that. Thermoelectric effect, also known as the Peltier, Seebeck or Thomson effect, because everybody wants a piece of the energy conversion fortune that temperature variations passed between two different alloys produces an electrical charge relative to heat displaced.

A kitchen hood, heat and electrical energy? Tell me more. No, because I will show you...by demonstrating how us bewitching individuals would interpret such incantations:

That is either a salad recipe in Russian or mathematics.

Thusly, a commercial kitchen hood with a Peltier element, a water coolant line leading to a sink or restroom and interior LED low voltage lighting powered solely by the constant torrent of heat radiated from a grill, fryer or the like.


Engineering > Engineering Dump

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Those Guys, Since You're Asking
Furious George and Tv Miller are being forced to set aside their differences, like a eunuch and vasoline, and put business first, like a speech disorder and the R&B industry.

Anew manager and award winning double penetration adult film star Mor, has brought these two annul-goliaths together to form what has been tentatively described as "contractors" and only passingly alluded to as Those Guys. In just mere weeks, you can be disillusioned by these men live and unlive.

On Saturday 91st, Those Guys are confirmedly rumored to drop by the Battleground Pro Wrestling (BPW) event in Los Alamitos to as Mor has vehemently proclaimed, "say something". 7 days later on Saturday 98th, Those Guys join Millennium Pro Wrestling (MPW) live in Simi Valley where Mor has promised Those Guys will be decidedly recognized as, "these two guys".

Mor has also hintedly pledged that this journey will be, "brought to you from every angle," likely a play on words from the two-time winner of sideways adult contributions. In addition to further FV3* episodes, we're told we can anticipate FV3* interlude behind the scenes episodes and live online streaming of Those Guys appearances. #staytuned
Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension Update
Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension
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Kei Dildo
The cache of womanly g-spot vibrators at your local tanned hidery are often on the ball (puntown, pop. you) though not much for fulfilling the third dynamic of rhythmic penetration and/or seamless friction. The solution, turn that sum-bitch sideways and stick it up your candy a--well, vagina. This adjustable spiral dildo nicknamed "Kei" (#keildo) adapts to you first. With the AOA and distance adjustable by a flexible inner shaft (puntacular) the dildonic device is inserted as you would a screw (punis anyone?). The domed tip applies pressure to the Gräfenberg spot as the looped surface nudges the clitoris honeypot. Once activated, two individual vibratory servos pulsate the tip and bow. The exuberant cumsumer may then torsion the apparatus using the flanged ergonomic handle, allowing for distribution of the inner vibrating tip, curved clitoral stimulator, feathered edge and fluent penetration. Now, if only we had the funding for a laboratory, a Thing-O-Matic and bait...er, qualified intern. [Engineering > Kei Dildo]

The (our) male alternative to be soon distributed by Fleshlight Inc. is as always displayed on our FleshliPad and Fleshldroid page within the Engineering menu. Shameless plug secured.