Worst thing about teppanyaki in NY are the NYers who can not shut the hell up and eat. NODA in White Plains earns a 4 of 5 -- every thing was well done -- my only fickle scorn is not halving the shrimp and a soggy salad lettuce. #Assessment - 21:16:41 337 017 Miter
Peak Roller Coaster
As Project 47 is reigned in closer, we have begun drafting numerous projects currently delayed and/or in long term development, as a means of record. This several year old roller coaster concept titled "Peak" reaches many new heights in thrills and other fay effigies.


Constructed into a fabricated mountain spire, this high speed coaster's marquee attribute is the peak departing world's highest vertical loop. At ground level, the themed inclined queue mimics a base camp that leads the rider up the slope to a boarding tent. The car then travels along the face of and throughout the mountain and is hurried towards the peak using a drive tire slope that releases back into the mountain and then out into the vertical loop. The car then scrapes the face of the mountain, once again returning inside for a conclusive vertical loop which exits from the interior and returns the car to the 'base camp'.


This project is currently delayed for obvious reasons however, we look forward to an opportunity in the future to reimagine this concept for real application. Further images are available at Engineering > Peak Roller Coaster
17:59.2 72-12 OTC
Why Not? DIY Tracheotomy Flower Pot
Are you a repulsive rag who's corrupted your meager existence and those around you by being a nerveless pansy? I can tell, seeing as you likely obtained that tracheotomy by doing what simple camping taught you was unhealthy, not inhaling smoke. Now you're frightening the children with your supplemental orifice and robotic discourse, so let's spruce up your decayed visage with a DIY tracheotomy flower pot.

Visit your local flower shop, purchase an aqua tube and sever the end, then treat your cancerous throat like the inside of a VW Beetle. Furthermore, when you have finally succumbed to your inbred stupidity, the in-coffin flower arrangement could be exquisite.


Engineering > Engineering Dump
15:35.42 71-12 OTC
Plenarium
The frequency at which we now observe our society's edicts allots us the means to analyze many facets of governance. What we quickly discern are the catalysts of law smoldering under a pile of redirect. One of Project 47's many objectives is untangling these cursives for a more proficient and biologically fundamental reign. Once a day, if able, as we peruse the daily register of news articles, we will offer our brief insight to be cataloged for prospective reference. These observations will be refreshed solely on the Plenarium page and not here on our index.

Miscellaneous > Plenarium
16:51.13 70-12 OTC
In Development - Turkish Garage Band or Obese Lighting Edition
The following contains a selection of the following.
Viewer discretion is discretionary.

1. Project 47 > S1E01 (Pre-Production)
2. Tv Podcast Podcast (Pre-Production)
3. Professional Wrestling > Those Guys (MPW 182/072)
4. Short Film > Architects of Anarchy (Production)
5. Engineering > Portable Fleshlight
6. Engineering > "Peak" Roller Coaster
7. Engineering > "Untitled" Log Flume
8. Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension 6.5.4.3(0)
9. Project 47 > Plenarium
11:57.13 70-12 OTC
VibraFingerBall Thing?
Titles of projects have always perplexed us and following the FleshliPad "incident", it is especially difficult to comprise an applicable nonclementure, unless overstating the obvious. This is our third of apparently an eventual fourth sex toy, once again for the ladies, that we have blatantly titled, Finger Ball Vibrator. Venture a guess as to it's application? [Dimensions: 1.5" diameter / 0.7" aperture]

Engineering > Finger Ball Vibrator
13:50.7 69-12 OTC
Those Guys MPW 2nd Annual Zoogz Rift Memorial Elimination Match


Special thanks to Christopher Wiley and Brett Walters
13:13.42 67-12 OTC
Those Guys Sandbox
Following the Those Guys pharaohic announcement that rivals Mikey O'Shea and Extreme Loco would have to tag together against BPW Tag Team Champions, the Suburban Commandos, Extreme Loco responded from 1998 with a cathartic refusal. Those Guys reresponded when Furious took Tv to the park as reward for getting a good grade in arithmetic.


20:00 PST 147|072
Battleground Professional Wrestling
3252 Florista Street
Los Alamitos, California 90720

17:7.26 66-12 OTC
Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension Suggestions
This morning we passed 600 installees of our Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension ver. 6.5.4.2(3) following our recent minor aesthetic modification, with anticipation of more to follow. We are however, in need of your intimations on what statistics to supplement this short form with.

The dogma of this extension is to make one more coherent of the actualities of the measures of life. A consequence of our recent renovation left a gaping hole where one or possibly two shrewd references may be placed. Should you as a scientist by trade or embodiment have a stellar (pun) notion as to a statistic you find often cited, gift us via our Request page. You will be handsomely credited for your contribution.

For those wishing to participate in our community of non-mythical wizardry, install our Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension today and follow a regiment of twice daily, on a full stomach.
11:27.20 63-12 OTC
Happy Everybody Draw Mohammed Day III
Those Guys in the BPW Clouds