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Bandolier Purse
Don't judge. I snuck the word bandolier in there, didn't I? Pft, what did you design today? Jump up my butt!

Anywho, the ladies seem in a trance over exotic bags despite their hilarious over-sized knobs and shapes. While ogling the feminine structure, the notion of a hugging, elegant purse would be a more ideal alternative to those clown satchels.

An engineering note, the rolled over seams are concealing a flexible metallic shaft which allows the consumer to contour the bandolier to their body shape for the most efficient hands free experience and appearance.

Engineering > Bandolier Purse
Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension
A gradual transition from sex to science has occurred as mor and mor traffic to tvmiller.com has migrated from the Fleshlight iPad (FleshliPad) concept to our Google Chrome Orbital Clock extension. As of publication, 678 installers have developed a sense of belonging by joining the people here on Earth who are displaced from the faux heavens. If you have yet to become one with us Homo s, do so now by visiting the Google Market or whatever it is called these days.

Meanwhile, since relevance can now be applied, here are some updates on our progressive, um, updatingseses.

Moonrise/Moonset
Source issues are being resolved though suffering from delays.

Solar Alerts
There is no defined measure for an alert so we are having to develop one that collaborates between several sources and platforms which has proven difficult. We currently have no reliable timetable for a resolution.

Mobile
The extension page is available to you on a mobile phone though caution you to distrust the local information (weather, sunrise, sunset, moonrise and moonset) as carrier ip's are often sited not by geography but by server.

Elsewhere, we are always open to suggestions from intellectual minds of additions or subtractions or coding efficiencies. Meander over to our Request page and depress the keys to conjugate a suggestion.
Earphone Cord Static Retention
Headphone wearerers have all experienced a loose cord tugging free from reaching or catching. The market offers cord retention clips which restrict movement, tear away and/or crimp clothing. Obviously it's our turn.

A fibrous slotted tag (imagine a dryer sheet or gauze as reference) with very little provocation can be statically charged by briefly rubbing the tab(g) along an article of clothing. This will then aid in the retention of the cord to anywhere on your clothed person whilst walking, reaching or bending over. It will then also remain easily freed should you extend beyond the movement of the cord's limitation and as easily, often autonomously, returned to a suspended position. The image below is an approximation the while a more aesthetic version is more likely.

Engineering > Earphone Cord Static Retention
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Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension Update 6.5.4.3(0)
This afternoon witnessed the unveiling of a moderately sexy and evolving update to the Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension which significantly altered the aesthetics and added several new beads of information including Lunar rise and set, weather and solar alerts. The Sun rise/set accuracy has been advanced in addition to the globe placement. Bugs are present, though we felt this platform was stable enough to release while we update from behind the curtain which requires no effort by your Google Chrome browser. If you haven't already joined the over 620 users who have begun the process of unifying knowledge and world, install the Orbital Clock extension today. As always, we remain open to suggestions from scientific minds for additional statistics to display. Saunter over to the request page and storm our brain.