"Don't worry Mr. President, just know right before you die here in Dallas that we won't let any one know the details of your death for 40 years *whispers* and probably not even then." #JFK 12:10:00 38 018 Miter
Key Ring Concept
In Development - Nordic Ghosts or Pinch It Edition
1. Project 47 (≤30 days)
2. Tv Podcast Podcast S1E01 (≤29 days)
3. Those Guys > "Candy Can'ts" Film (≤7 days)
4. Those Guys > Untitled Film (≤17 days)
5. Door Mat Shoe Cleaner (Concept)
6. Fat & Lazy Bastard Workout (YouTube 3-Part Video Series)
7. Short Film > Fragments
8. Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension Update(s)
135 Delayed
Those Guys 0.66 @ MPW 30-June
Those Guys' Furious George and Mor are returning live and lower torso censored to Millennium Pro Wrestling on 30-June in Simi Valley where 0.66 of Those Guys seek to retaliate over a Dr. Ruthless attack by the Architects of Anarchy during the Zoogz Rift Memorial Match. MPW has suspended Crayz for the sugary assault which left Frankie D in the executioner's chair for the unbridled rage of the furious one.

19:00 PST 182/072
Those Guys' Furious George vs. Architect of Anarchy's Frankie D
Millennium Professional Wrestling
2850 Lemon Drive
Simi Valley, California 93063
[mpwwrestling.com] [Google Maps]
Bandolier Purse
Don't judge. I snuck the word bandolier in there, didn't I? Pft, what did you design today? Jump up my butt!

Anywho, the ladies seem in a trance over exotic bags despite their hilarious over-sized knobs and shapes. While ogling the feminine structure, the notion of a hugging, elegant purse would be a more ideal alternative to those clown satchels.

An engineering note, the rolled over seams are concealing a flexible metallic shaft which allows the consumer to contour the bandolier to their body shape for the most efficient hands free experience and appearance.

Engineering > Bandolier Purse
Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension
A gradual transition from sex to science has occurred as mor and mor traffic to tvmiller.com has migrated from the Fleshlight iPad (FleshliPad) concept to our Google Chrome Orbital Clock extension. As of publication, 678 installers have developed a sense of belonging by joining the people here on Earth who are displaced from the faux heavens. If you have yet to become one with us Homo s, do so now by visiting the Google Market or whatever it is called these days.

Meanwhile, since relevance can now be applied, here are some updates on our progressive, um, updatingseses.

Moonrise/Moonset
Source issues are being resolved though suffering from delays.

Solar Alerts
There is no defined measure for an alert so we are having to develop one that collaborates between several sources and platforms which has proven difficult. We currently have no reliable timetable for a resolution.

Mobile
The extension page is available to you on a mobile phone though caution you to distrust the local information (weather, sunrise, sunset, moonrise and moonset) as carrier ip's are often sited not by geography but by server.

Elsewhere, we are always open to suggestions from intellectual minds of additions or subtractions or coding efficiencies. Meander over to our Request page and depress the keys to conjugate a suggestion.