@VijeMiller · 9h
Exactly how much shd one culture spend on the dead at the expense to the living? It seemingly counters the sacrifice. #EndUS
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Key Ring Concept
Those Guys 0.66 @ MPW 30-June
Those Guys' Furious George and Mor are returning live and lower torso censored to Millennium Pro Wrestling on 30-June in Simi Valley where 0.66 of Those Guys seek to retaliate over a Dr. Ruthless attack by the Architects of Anarchy during the Zoogz Rift Memorial Match. MPW has suspended Crayz for the sugary assault which left Frankie D in the executioner's chair for the unbridled rage of the furious one.

19:00 PST 182/072
Those Guys' Furious George vs. Architect of Anarchy's Frankie D
Millennium Professional Wrestling
2850 Lemon Drive
Simi Valley, California 93063
[mpwwrestling.com] [Google Maps]
Bandolier Purse
Don't judge. I snuck the word bandolier in there, didn't I? Pft, what did you design today? Jump up my butt!

Anywho, the ladies seem in a trance over exotic bags despite their hilarious over-sized knobs and shapes. While ogling the feminine structure, the notion of a hugging, elegant purse would be a more ideal alternative to those clown satchels.

An engineering note, the rolled over seams are concealing a flexible metallic shaft which allows the consumer to contour the bandolier to their body shape for the most efficient hands free experience and appearance.

Engineering > Bandolier Purse
Earphone Cord Static Retention
Headphone wearerers have all experienced a loose cord tugging free from reaching or catching. The market offers cord retention clips which restrict movement, tear away and/or crimp clothing. Obviously it's our turn.

A fibrous slotted tag (imagine a dryer sheet or gauze as reference) with very little provocation can be statically charged by briefly rubbing the tab(g) along an article of clothing. This will then aid in the retention of the cord to anywhere on your clothed person whilst walking, reaching or bending over. It will then also remain easily freed should you extend beyond the movement of the cord's limitation and as easily, often autonomously, returned to a suspended position. The image below is an approximation the while a more aesthetic version is more likely.

Engineering > Earphone Cord Static Retention
Those Guys BPW Moratorium