"Don't worry Mr. President, just know right before you die here in Dallas that we won't let any one know the details of your death for 40 years *whispers* and probably not even then." #JFK 12:10:00 38 018 Miter
Cubed Draft Disposed
We have initiated the "Cubed" Restaurant (demi)page with expired drafts the while more contemporary illustrations are made available soonly. #staytuned

Engineering > Restaurant - Cubed
In Dev - Acid Reflux Capacitor Edition
1. Tv Podcast Podcast (S1E01 "Mexico")
2. Orbital Clock Updates [Android App?]
3. "Cubed" Restaurant Concept
4. "Salt" Restaurant Concept
5. Hands Free Faucet Valve
6. Adult Female Dinosaur Costume
7. Those Guys Appearance(s)
8. "Fragments" Short Film
Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension Update(s)
829 862 906 945 1,026 1,064 users. Eight hundred and twenty-nine habitual, cracked out, information whores have installed our Google Chrome Orbital Clock extension. Good for you, you elucidated sluts. Now, down to business...

After several applications of complex algorithms, we are but days away from releasing a version that will include accurate location concentric moonrise and moonset times. [Update 12:26 185-072] Live!

Daylight Hours (New)
Potentially positioned somewhere near the solar information will be a total daylight hours relative to the present day. [Update 184-072] Live!

We are always entertaining requests for new statistics and/or graphical representations in order to enhance this extension. We have recently installed a trim new message forum that will allow you to suggest new apparati.

[Update 14:14 182-072] Internet protocol error from a late night upload has been remedied. Overnight viewers may have been deceived, with our apologies.

Loading... Google Chrome extensions only display after fully loading. Occasionally, third party data is delayed which consequently retards the extension. We are currently seeking a timeout remedy to resolve this.
Those Guys - Sex Change
Furious George has informed corporate Those Guys headquarters that due to complications following a surgical procedure of his vas deferens as mandated by corporate Those Guys policy that Tv Miller and Mor may have possibly made up late one night in a bar over salted on-the-rocks Margaritas, he will be unable to compete this Saturday at Millennium Pro Wrestling. Subsequently, Those Guys will not be in attendance in their entirety which is therefore ample reason to not attend and confine yourself to your bathroom until further notice.
Those Guys in Casual Dining

Millennium Pro Wrestling
Those Guys' Furious George vs. Architect of Anarchy's Frankie D
19:30 182/072 (30-June)
Simi Valley, California, America