"Wait, we can refuse service?!" #Starbucks, probably. #SarahSanders #RedHen
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Lever Faucet Concept
Seeing as we have long ago exhausted ourselves with merely conceptualization rather than erection (heh), the following are simply bullet points for this lever faucet concept.

Activate the faucet by lowering the hot and/or cold lever to your preference. Hygienically deactivate by using the back of your cleansed hand and raising the lever. The wide stream down-spout extends to an averaged middle of the sink, allowing the hands more freedom from contacting the sides of the bowl.

This is not yet real, Kohler.
Subsequently, to be continued.

Engineering > Lever Faucet
FleshTravelLight Concept
And, yet a-friggin-gain! Abridged...the Fleshlight is just too damn big and often leaves travelers, who's wives and girlfriends would prefer their self-pleasurizations rather than extracurricular activities, unable to supplement their wardrobe. No longer, we say with an arm raised high!

Fleshlight could conceivably take any popular textured sleeve, unravel a length around a flexible tubing and sell the FleshTravelLight.

Simply release and remove the tension clip and re-ravel the spiral to lay flat for less obtrusive storage. Whilst sitting in your hotel room perusing an episode of Community and suddenly a bewitching Alison Brie enrandifies your mood, rewound the spiral, secure the tension clip and hand it over to Nature. Available in taupe?
Hands Free Faucet Addition Concept
Just wiped your soiled anus with a thin sheet of paper?
Sure, feel free to touch the faucet.
This is humanity's every day nescient dilemma.
Enough already.

Consider this easy to install and energy saving hands free faucet addition to augment your existing bathroom faucet (because she ruthlessly adores that hideous $170 Kohler fixture).

How easy to install? Situate the foot pad below the existing cabinet flush and secure with (4) screws. Feed the actuator cable through a pre-drilled 1/4" hole in the base of the cabinet into the foot pad. Feed the other end into the stepper valve and secure. Attach supply lines from existing stop valves to the stepper valve and to the faucet lines. Done.

Now simply adjust the faucet valves to your preferred temperature and even displace the handles to suit an angled visual preference. Depress the foot pad and enjoy non-battery limited and hygienic hands free bathing. (MSRP $50)


ref. Engineering > Hands Free Faucet Addition
Hanging Air Conditioner Concept
Orbital Clock Migration
tvmiller.com/ocext/popup.php -> tvmiller.com/ocext/
tvmiller.com/ocext/popup.php will be removed on 250/072.
ref. tvmiller.com/static.php?page=ocext

[Update] popup.php has been redirected to ocext/index.php
Hydropaganism
Plants can communicate.
My vegetarians and vegans acquaintances, you are savage murderers!
Find salvation in a nutrient rich hydroponic lifestyle with Hydropaganism.
Spare just one more innocent cabbage's life by purchasing several cases of nutrient specific water before Nature passes judgement.


$29.95/case (10) [Buy Now]
Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension Update - Colorly
An updated version (6.5.4.81) of the Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension is now available, which features all-new icon (badge) color alerts.

Not yet an installee? Go James Holmes coo-coo-bananas with realtime tangible science and install the Google Chrome Orbital Clock Extension this millisecond.

[Update] 218/072 - Discovered a cache of errors and have deactivated several of the color alerts while leaving numerous non-localized alerts in tact.
We Call B/S - NYC Metropolitan Transit Authority's Malapropic "Screw You"
day (dā) n.
1. The period of light between dawn and nightfall;
the interval from sunrise to sunset.
2. A division of time equal to 24 hours and representing
the average length of the period during which the
earth makes one rotation on its axis.
(Source: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/day)

7-Day Unlimited Pass
Cost: $29, reduced fare $14.50
Good for unlimited subway and local bus rides until midnight,
7 days from day of first use.
(Source: http://www.mta.info/metrocard/mcgtreng.htm#unlimited)

A brief demonstration of one of the many of the
New York City Metropolitan Transit Authority's (MTA) deceits.
$29.00  (7 days  24 hours) = $0.17 per hour
Purchased: 00:01 1/1/2012 | 12:00 1/1/2012 | 23:59 1/1/2012
Expires: 00:00 1/8/2012
Difference: 00.06 ($0.01) | 12.00 ($2.04) | 23.94 ($4.07)
[Conclusion] The marketed term day is pliable solely in favor of the Metropolitan Transit Authority. To comply with the implied definition, the consumer must purchase the unlimited Metrocard one second after midnight.
FleshGrip Concept
"I'm leaving for the weekend to Boston on business and packing my enormous (10") Fleshlight in my carry-on is awkward. What can I do?" asks the overweight fugly businessman I just theorized.

Potentially, the team behind Fleshlight may have your portable solution! FleshGrip. Comprised of the same seductive materials and textures, imagine a Fleshlight unraveled into your hand. A molded layer of Fleshlight material is glued using a silicone adhesive to a poly-wool-nylon glove with a synthetic inner lining, becoming a portable, machine washable and intimate moan away from moan. Simple enough?

Here is some irony. Steve Shubin, CEO of Fleshlight Inc. abandoned the FleshGrip trademark roughly 60 days ago. Should they find interest in this more portable concept, though why I would pitch this is beyond me, they would already have a head start (pun, count it). A tight grip on things? Yep, that's the one.

To note, contoured elements around the inner thumb, dorsal web and index finger vaguely implied on the FleshGrip would allow for smooth and stimulated reentry of the distal end of the penis. The Palmar edge allows the manufacturers to continue the personalized star branding.

Back off on commenting on the lack of texture detail. My graphic design dexterity is on par with my giving a shit proficiency. Concept means 'use your brain'.


Engineering > FleshliPad, FleshlDroid and FleshGrip
Cubed Draft Disposed
We have initiated the "Cubed" Restaurant (demi)page with expired drafts the while more contemporary illustrations are made available soonly. #staytuned


Engineering > Restaurant - Cubed