Iceland has already accomplished as much as I could have wanted in the #WorldCup ... by embarrassing Tiger Woods commentators ... shit ... I meant Lionel Messi commentators.
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Resistance Theory (Pass 0.1 Sample)
Simplified for documentation, the upper diagram is a standard model theory of a photon transit via absorption and expulsion. The lower diagram is a two-dimensional spherical wave with oscillation disturbance transit and supplementary wave pattern representation under lay. The Resistance Model demonstrates wave field resistance nodes (particles) and subsequent containment prior to demanding frequency change, suspended in a three-dimensional compression mass.


555 Timer Delay On Relay Fritzing
Having scoured the internet for a visual 555 timer delay on relay or 955 timer delay on relay schematic, most did not display a fritzing'd version which for some is much more easily translatable.

Ingredients
IC1 555 Timer (955 Timer)
B1 9 Volt Battery
C1 47uf Capacitor (Electrolytic)
C2 0.1uf Capacitor (Ceramic)
R1 470K Resistor
RL1 5 Volt Relay
S1 Toggle Switch

Recipe
The fritzing displayed below operates after a 24 second delay.
To alter the delay-on time, increase or decrease C1 and R1.
The greater resistance of R1, the slower the current to fill C1.
The greater volume of C1, the longer to fill by R1 current.
IC 3 provides a positive voltage when triggered and stays high.


Nu Inglish
A singular language unifies a culture. It creates an environment of comprehension and awareness that bolsters proficiency and subsequent success. Words that construct language are a formulation of gestures, composed to suit a particular necessity. Often times in human history, they have been manipulated to suit ulterior motives that devolved to lasting difficulty and consequential deterrence.

At the core of words are letters as representatives of the structure of sound. How this sound is conditioned drives the efficient under standing of the words either heard or visualized. When the phonetics of a word is perverted, communication is thwarted.

Proposals for English language reform dates back to the dawn of a variant of the English language it's self and has had significant notable proponents.

Reconditioning language is by far the most difficult of teachings. Aside from physical manipulations, language is the most primary form of interaction for a developing mind. The accomplishment of this change requires phases, with an initial doubling of methods for youths for a generation and consistent simplified visual demonstrations. Unfortunately, even we advocating for change will be hard-pressed to utilize the variations with abundance, how ever we will begin to experiment with the process.

A frequently updated and developing Nu Inglish page will high light several word alterations and their phonetic component(s). Contributions to this project are welcomed.
Spatial Acuity Physical Relationship Research Project (158.074.1)
We are currently conducting a research project to establish a relationship between particular characteristics of the human species relative to spatial acuity. Participation in this research project will involve no more than a few moments of your time and will allow you to remain anonymous.

Spatial Acuity Physical Relationship Research Project (158.074.1)
The Sean Hannity Self Aggrandizing Ratio
News media personalities embrace two distinct methods of interaction. They can assimilate the role of a professor, elucidating as if were read from a book, or, they can personalize as if a conversation between catty ladies over tea. The latter is more impassioned, arrogant and emotionally driven and the least demonstrative of the conveyance of stability and intellect.

FOX News television and radio personality Sean Hannity is among these, which is antagonistic of the Capitalistic values he claims to endorse. While recently listening to his radio program, the rate at which he self-aggrandizes was intolerable, so we took a moment to catalog his self inflections from a random program on 153-074 (2 June 2014).


The length of the radio program was 96 minutes and 23 seconds in which Sean Hannity interviewed and interacted with several guests and staff. On average through out the entirety of the program, he utilized a self identifier once every 30.4 seconds though peaked in the third hour averaging once every 22.2 seconds. This does not extract time taken by guests to converse. All told, Sean Hannity identified him self as a component to the story a total 190 times. "We" was analyzed in two methods. It was ignored when utilized as show reference (ie bumpers) but accounted for when personalized (ie with spouse).

Our conclusion is, Sean Hannity is a flaccid feminine hygiene product.
News Tweets Analysis
News influences our perception of the world and in turn conditions us to demand particular genres of news which is then reciprocated by news organizations. The state of civilization and news practices could conceivably then be found amidst this.

We gathered tweets from a selection of major news distributors for a single 24 hour cycle and enumerated their genre and subsequent relevance. The number of posts from said organization is accompanied by the number of RTs.

@NBCNews was excluded from this analysis due to their cancellation of Community thus deservedly no longer exists to us. #SixSeasonsAndAMovie

All tweets are extracted from labels identifying the Day 153 Week 30.6 Year 4,547,724,074 or 2 June 2014 (Gregorian) on a local machine located in Phoenix, Arizona, North America.

[Miscellaneous] includes history, 'puff pieces' (marathons, extreme age, giving back, pets), programming, speculation (economic, weather), gatherings (protesting, memorial, meetings).


Analysis
Prevalence of aggrandizing one's own company became apparent during this research. Most organizations seem to completely disregard Science and Technology despite our era of adopting these genres. Domestically, @ABC was found to be the least politically opinionated the while @BBCNews wholly embraces it. @AP seems as concerned about entertainers as world leaders. @FOXNews touts it's religious leanings by not mentioning a single Scientific or Technological report. Despite resources abound by news wires @AP, @Reuters and @AFP, US news agencies are unconcerned about international issues. Irrelevant information and wasted bandwidth was egregious by all.

news /n(y)ooz/ n.
1. Newly received or noteworthy information, especially about recent or important events.

Here are few exceptional samples of "noteworthy, important events"...

@ABC
VIDEO: Dogs compete in surfing, agility championships in California

@CBSNews
Angry bird attacks suburban Pittsburgh woman

@BBCNews
131ft Scots pine in Northumberland is tallest in the UK, according to The Tree Register

@FOXNews
Puppy drives car into Massachusetts pond

@Reuters
PHOTOS: Brazilian sex workers take classes, learn dirty words in English ahead of #WorldCup

@AP
Hedgehogs steadily grow in popularity in US, despite laws in states banning or restricting them as pets
Automotive Solar Powered Air Circulation
Yesterday's temperature high in Phoenix, Arizona was 39C (102F). The interior of one's parked vehicle can subsequently reach 65C+ unshaded from the sun. Stagnant air aides in this elevation and discomfort which was cause for the application of a device for any appreciable deflection of this excess heat.

Plundering from a 10$ child science kit found at most hobby stores (a surprisingly cheaper alternative to individual parts from an electronics store such as Radio Shack) with a delicate drilling and soldering, we have installed an independent solar powered (as to not drain the vehicle's battery) air circulation system.

   

DIY Dollar Store Arduino USB On/Off Switch
Prototyping an Arduino sketch can lead to several disconnects and reconnects of the USB cable. This unobtrusive on/off switch hack takes (3) dollar store parts to achieve what is often sold retail for vastly more. A gratuitous USB cable and/or toggle switch may already be some thing presently laying around your shop.

Ingredients
USB Car Charger
USB Cable
Toggle Switch
Paint (Optional)

Recipe
Hard connect GND, D+ and D- to the female USB and toggle the VCC. (USB Pinout)



Everybody Draw Mohammed Day - Last Year Amendment
Last year, we neglected to add our annual Everybody Draw Mohammed Day contribution and with this year's event closing in, we thought we would release our "last year" sketch prior to publishing this year's addition. Allow us, if you shall, a rendition of the meme "Dick Butt", Mohammed Butt...with retsyn.
Updated Arduino Bowel Gauge Sketch
Reference: Arduino Bowel Gauge


 // Bowel Gauge _ @TVMiller
#include <LiquidCrystal.h>
LiquidCrystal lcd(12, 11, 5, 4, 3, 2);

int ssr;
int sensorstart = 0;

void calibrate() {
lcd.setCursor(0, 0);
lcd.print("Calibrating...");
for (int x=0, x<10; x++) {
ssr = analogRead(A0);
sensorstart = sensorstart + ssr;
delay(100);
}
sensorstart = sensorstart / 10; // Average
lcd.clear();
}

void setup()
{
lcd.begin(16, 2);
lcd.clear();
calibrate();
}

void loop()
{
int sensorlive = analogRead(A0); // Live reading
int dif = (sensorlive - sensorstart); // Subtract calibrated reading
float difsol = dif * 0.191; // Variance to fl oz per 40 oz
float difoz = difsol * 1.0425; // Convert fluid to solid ounces

if (difoz < 0) {
lcd.setCursor(0, 0);
lcd.print("0.00"); // Remove negative fluctuations
} else {
lcd.setCursor(0, 0);
lcd.print(difoz); // Print OZ
}

lcd.setCursor(6, 0); lcd.print("OZ");
lcd.setCursor(11, 0); lcd.print("BOWEL");

lcd.setCursor(0, 1);
lcd.print(millis()/1000); // Print SEC

lcd.setCursor(6, 1); lcd.print("SEC");
lcd.setCursor(11, 1); lcd.print("GAUGE");

delay(100);
}