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Changing environmental conditions influenced sour motivation to edit (3) filmed #TVShow bit episodes. As comfort levels are reestablished, they will likely be published asap.
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TVShow 3X24 Arduino Decibel Spike Strip
The throaty roar of a big block thundering down a high way is to be admired - tho I prefer the more guttural growl of a Maserati. Where such a cacophony of noise and velocity is rather unwelcome is the more immediate where people live. At this point, your muscle becomes lunk. Imagine for a moment employing a device that gifts an appropriate measure of neighborly appreciation. Purely speculation, of course *sinister whisper* this time.


Ingredients
1. Arduino Uno
2. Sparkfun Sound Detector
3. Ultrasonic Module
4. Servo (2)
5. Cardboard faux Steel

Notation(s)
1. IF sound ≥ x AND distance ≥ y THEN destroy
2. IF sound ≥ x AND distance < y THEN safety

Archive
https://hackaday.io/project/27154-arduino-decibel-spike-strip
TVShow 3X23 New York City Fire Hydrant Prank


In this episode, I commit a crime, to prevent a crime -- and in the process steal thousands of dollars from NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio [beat] and I would do it again. [Keyser Soze-ing Intensifies]

"Parking tickets accounted for 55% of all fines, bringing in $545 million for city coffers, a $32 million spike since 2012." NY Daily News 2017(g) (Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc ... -1.3134591)
TVShow 3X22 Arduino Sand Matrix Printer (FAIL)
Unrivaled cardboard 1 pixel per square inch detail.
#Hackcycling


Ingredients
1. Arduino Uno
2. HC-06 Bluetooth Module
3. (5) Servos
4. (2) 360 Degree Servos
5. Cardboard
6. String
7. (4) AA Batteries
8. Silicon Dioxide
9. Calcium Carbonate

Notation(s)
1. Burned a 360 degree servo, effectively killing the automation.
Rather than giving a s#!t, I bought string.
2. NYC beaches are where tropical beaches addicted to meth go to die.
3. There are roughly 400,000 grains of sand (medium-coarse) in a hand full (1/4 cup).
4. Compression versus tension on the cardboard frame led to failure.
Preference would have been to CNC MDF *weeps* I miss thee Shapeoko.
5. This--this is how I learned I have a hole in my shirt.

Arduino SPFetch 150
// Arduino Sand Matrix Printer
// VijeMiller

#include <Servo.h>

Servo p1;
Servo p2;
Servo p3;
Servo p4;
Servo p5;

// Servo Angles
int up = 120;
int down = 180;

// Servo Print Delay
int pers = 250;

char data = 0;

void setup() {
Serial.begin(9600);

// Servo Pins
p1.attach(8); // Bcz 3 Went Wonky
p2.attach(4);
p3.attach(5);
p4.attach(6);
p5.attach(7);

p1.write(up);
p2.write(up);
p3.write(up);
p4.write(up);
p5.write(up);

}

void loop() {
if (Serial.available() > 0)
{
data = Serial.read();
Serial.println(data);
if (data == 'a') {
a();
} else if (data == 'b') {
b();
} else if (data == 'c') {
c();
} else if (data == 'd') {
d();
} else if (data == 'e') {
e();
} else if (data == 'f') {
f();
} else if (data == 'g') {
g();
} else if (data == 'h') {
h();
} else if (data == 'i') {
i();
} else if (data == 'j') {
j();
} else if (data == 'k') {
k();
} else if (data == 'l') {
l();
} else if (data == 'm') {
m();
} else if (data == 'n') {
n();
} else if (data == 'o') {
o();
} else if (data == 'p') {
p();
} else if (data == 'q') {
q();
} else if (data == 'r') {
r();
} else if (data == 's') {
s();
} else if (data == 't') {
t();
} else if (data == 'u') {
u();
} else if (data == 'v') {
v();
} else if (data == 'w') {
w();
} else if (data == 'x') {
x();
} else if (data == 'y') {
y();
} else if (data == 'z') {
z();
} else if (data == '1') {
one();
} else if (data == '2') {
two();
} else if (data == '3') {
three();
} else if (data == '4') {
four();
} else if (data == '5') {
five();
} else if (data == '6') {
next();
}
}
data = 0;
delay(10);
}

void next() {
// Next Column
// Original Design (360 Servo)
// Blew Out Servo, Manual Drag, Sigh
delay(500);
}

void space() {
// Next Column x 1.5
delay(1000);
}

void a() {
// ooxoo
// oxoxo
// xxxxx
// xooox
// xooox
p3.write(down); p4.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p3.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p3.write(up);
next();
p3.write(down); p4.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void b() {
// xxxxo
// xooox
// xxxxx
// xooox
// xxxxo
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up);
space();
}

void c() {
// oxxxx
// xoooo
// xoooo
// xoooo
// oxxxx
p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void d() {
// xxxxo
// xooox
// xooox
// xooox
// xxxxo
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up);
space();
}

void e() {
// xxxxx
// xoooo
// xxxxo
// xoooo
// xxxxx
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void f() {
// xxxxx
// xoooo
// xxxxo
// xoooo
// xoooo
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up);
space();
}

void g() {
// oxxxx
// xoooo
// xooxx
// xooox
// oxxxx
p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(down); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down); p5.write(down);
delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(down); p4.write(down); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void h() {
// xooox
// xooox
// xxxxx
// xooox
// xooox
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p3.write(up);
next();
p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p3.write(up);
next();
p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p3.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void i() {
// xxxxx
// ooxoo
// ooxoo
// ooxoo
// xxxxx
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void j() {
// ooxxx
// oooox
// oooox
// xooox
// oxxxo
p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p4.write(up);
next();
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up);
space();
}

void k() {
// xooox
// xooxo
// xxxoo
// xooxo
// xooox
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p3.write(up);
next();
p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p3.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p4.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void l() {
// xoooo
// xoooo
// xoooo
// xoooo
// xxxxx
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p5.write(up);
next();
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p5.write(up);
next();
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p5.write(up);
next();
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p5.write(up);
space();
}

void m() {
// xooox
// xxoxx
// xoxox
// xooox
// xooox
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up);
next();
p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p3.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void n() {
// xooox
// xxoox
// xoxox
// xooxx
// xooox
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up);
next();
p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p3.write(up);
next();
p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p4.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void o() {
// oxxxo
// xooox
// xooox
// xooox
// oxxxo
p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up);
space();
}

void p() {
// xxxxo
// xooox
// xxxxo
// xoooo
// xoooo
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up);
space();
}

void q() {
// oxxxo
// xooox
// xoxox
// xooxx
// oxxxx
p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p4.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down); p5.write(down);
delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void r() {
// xxxxo
// xooox
// xxxxo
// xooxo
// xooox
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void s() {
// xxxxx
// xoooo
// xxxxx
// oooox
// xxxxx
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p5.write(down);
delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down); p5.write(down);
delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void t() {
// xxxxx
// ooxoo
// ooxoo
// ooxoo
// ooxoo
p1.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up);
space();
}

void u() {
// xooox
// xooox
// xooox
// xooox
// oxxxo
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up);
next();
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p5.write(up);
next();
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p5.write(up);
next();
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up);
space();
}

void v() {
// xooox
// xooox
// xooox
// oxoxo
// ooxoo
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up);
next();
p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p4.write(up);
next();
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p5.write(up);
next();
p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p4.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up);
space();
}

void w() {
// xooox
// xooox
// xoxox
// xxoxx
// xooox
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p4.write(up);
next();
p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p3.write(up);
next();
p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p4.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p3.write(down); p4.write(down);
p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void x() {
// xooox
// oxoxo
// ooxoo
// oxoxo
// xooox
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p4.write(up);
next();
p3.write(down); delay(pers);
p3.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); p4.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up); p4.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void y() {
// xooox
// oxoxo
// ooxoo
// ooxoo
// ooxoo
p1.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up);
next();
p3.write(down); p4.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p3.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p2.write(down); delay(pers);
p2.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up);
space();
}

void z() {
// xxxxx
// oooxo
// ooxoo
// oxooo
// xxxxx
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p4.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p4.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p3.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p3.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p2.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p2.write(up); p5.write(up);
next();
p1.write(down); p5.write(down); delay(pers);
p1.write(up); p5.write(up);
space();
}

void one() {
p1.write(down);
delay(pers);
p1.write(up);
}

void two() {
p2.write(down);
delay(pers);
p2.write(up);
}

void three() {
p3.write(down);
delay(pers);
p3.write(up);
}

void four() {
p4.write(down);
delay(pers);
p4.write(up);
}

void five() {
p5.write(down);
delay(pers);
p5.write(up);
}

Archive
https://hackaday.com/2017/08/31/fail-of-the-week-arduino-sand-matrix-printer/
https://hackaday.io/project/26204-arduino-sand-matrix-printer
https://vid.me/DoTpB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zos5wBH7Sbc
TVShow 3X21 Ancestry DNA


Notation(s)
1. Focus solo is bogus.
2. I could care less for any linguistic errors.
Spanish is a ridiculous antiquated language.
3. "Privacy is important" [beat] "Send my DNA for fun" - idiots.
TVShow 3X20 Oh Baby Boy