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1. Based on a true story ...
2. Having attempted a different green screen location which narrowed the distance between lighting ... it was discovered that our temporary iPhone 6 camera is unable to tolerate this intensity of white balance which then favors towards the red and purple ... which required a drastic drop in saturation in order to salvage the footage. Shall return to a broader depth of field for future productions with this annoying functionless 'smart' phone.