@VijeMiller · 1h
..and looted business owners shd be sued for using glass in windows \(>.<)/ which caused so many cuts [tsk] shameful.

@VijeMiller · 2h
CNN: Our chairs aren't socially distanced.
WH: Like the protesters?
CNN: Ooooh, ay'll get you next time [cartoon whoosh]

@VijeMiller · 5h
hash tag stay home
hash tag spin doctors
hash tag doom and gloom
hash tag honk honk

@VijeMiller · 6h
Wow --> yay --> thx for giving us our jobs back in microdoses like a drug to keep us hooked.

@VijeMiller · 8h
Shit, we forgot.
Hold on [digs around in kitchen drawer]
It was, uh, 500 dead.
No, 1,000.. yeah, 1,000.

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