@VijeMiller · 9h
Now that transgenders are rewarded with the multiple personalities pronouns "they", will they they be required to pay two income taxes? Marry one's self and be their own next of kin? Divorce self and take half?

@VijeMiller · 9h
Websters has shocked the literary world by adding "they" as a pronoun, meaning they or them or those people inside that one mutant homosexual.

@VijeMiller · 15h
Russia: "Americans are mindless consumers."

America: "Hold my pumpkin spiced beer."

An overpriced imported toy where you don't even know what overpriced imported toy it is. The obligatory spay or neuter your pet label is on the box.

@VijeMiller · 16h
An Arabland Amazon cart with a drone, Lulzbot and abs filament is now the Casio watch of clues.

@VijeMiller · 18h
News: "Last year, America attacked Syria, Somalia, Yemen, Afghanistan and Iraq."

Trumf: "America is clearly demonstrating a sign of aggression and shd be retaliated against."

Adviser: "Mr. Trumf, you meant Iran."

Trumf: "AyE MeaNt IraN."

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