@VijeMiller · 24d
Updated: #OTC Chromium Extension

@VijeMiller · 33d
Updated javascript and php has been posted to the #otc page.

@VijeMiller · 33d
Discovered the self-inflicted bug in the javascript adding an errant day to the #otc --> Math.ceil (>_ლ)

This may have also led to the irrational reason for a + 1); in the php when not having not matched the javascript. (O_o)>

@VijeMiller · 34d
It appears as if the #otc javascript is incorrect by +2 or +3 days --> which is an m/f-er seeing as ayh spent the entire year writing code and notes based on that script. #Miter update soon. Leap year --> ugh. Issue is still +1 regardless(?)

@VijeMiller · 48d
#DixvilleNotch, the 60 (only!) (16%) year old "tradition", participants shd be included in the spectrum.

The reporters of Dixville Notch shd be labeled terrorists.

Ayh shd be injected with potassium chloride for having watched.

@VijeMiller · 88d
"terror offenders" is more absurd than "cured"

Triggering a ghost about its smooth genderless crotch is a terror offender. Stabbing people in the name of your god and culture is an enemy soldier.

@VijeMiller · 165d
Hershey's Special Mildly Sweet Chocolate tastes like scotch tape.

Who is this for? Are there people who find regular chocolate too edgy - under the impression the sweet is a gateway to priest sex, prescription drugs and jihadi bombings?

@VijeMiller · 209d
It is as if the #WWE hates me -> turn on #RAW for the first time in months - predicted and delivered - tiny diva botch festival w/ spots about as exciting as window stains. The crowd couldn't pop for a pimple. The outro is as dull as a dot.

@VijeMiller · 227d
Some time next week we (aye) will delve in to generating an RSS feed from the dat/ files (miters) - polluted with the issue of otc dating errors having dropped spacing zeros. #Miter

@VijeMiller · 233d
Meanwhile over on Gizmodo - another hipster tchotchke - a physics rube regurgitated a hypothesis so ridiculous and evident of the modern state of theoretical physics .. that it has me support the days when the church burned scientist heretics.

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