A semi-traditional Margarita pour requires vigorous agitation in an attempt to blend the varying viscosity fluids constructing the cocktail. As an alternative, less abusive and theoretically smoother method, we affixed an Arduino Uno to an 8 channel relay controlling 8 solenoids to drip each ingredient, of any varying recipe, one drop at a time; allowing the blend to occur in real time. The glass is held in a copper wound that a coolant fluid is pumped through. Forgive the impoverished components, both mechanical and delicious.